Location: Trader Joe's on Pico in Santa Monica
Props: One lemon, one jar of pure desert honey, and one container of mascarpone cheese.
Stupid Checkout Dude: Uhh, so are you like, getting over being sick?
Me - no make up, glasses, ponytail, on my way home from work: (sheepishly) Yeah, that's it.
PS - Thanks fucker. I made the best damn banana muffins with mascarpone honey frosting. What do you say to the girl who gets tampons and vodka?
PPS - I broke out the contacts and mascara today.